In no particular order:
--Infants shouldn't drink tap water in Japan due to radiation levels.
--You'd better hope you're not deemed a "terror suspect," what with the government's latest assault on personal rights.
--Miss Shell-Shocked Bachman announces she's interested in being president. Because Sarah Palin wasn't fucking scary enough.
What's scaring you today?
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The good news is the last one will never ever come true.
I recently flew to Chicago and didn't get molested at the airport, but as I was walking through the metal detector, I saw one of those TSA dudes feeling up an old man who looked EXTREMELY dangerous. His Poligrip was probably laced with explosive material.
Dr. Monkey, I sure hope not. We got lucky with Palin losing, but can our luck (and our collective sanity) hold?
BeckEye--no kidding. I've heard they're using C4 now as Poligrip and then detonating with LifeAlert buttons. "I've fallen and I can't...BOOOM!"
dguzman: No way Bachmann becomes president. Ever. She's a distraction and it's just a matter of time before the GOP goes after her like they have with Palin. And have you seen any youtube of her gay husband? There's a story there.
gmb--I'll think about your comment to ward off nightmares. Thank you.
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