Thursday, March 24, 2011

Today's top scary stories!

In no particular order:

--Infants shouldn't drink tap water in Japan due to radiation levels.

--You'd better hope you're not deemed a "terror suspect," what with the government's latest assault on personal rights.

--Miss Shell-Shocked Bachman announces she's interested in being president. Because Sarah Palin wasn't fucking scary enough.

What's scaring you today?

5 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

The good news is the last one will never ever come true.

BeckEye said...

I recently flew to Chicago and didn't get molested at the airport, but as I was walking through the metal detector, I saw one of those TSA dudes feeling up an old man who looked EXTREMELY dangerous. His Poligrip was probably laced with explosive material.

dguzman said...

Dr. Monkey, I sure hope not. We got lucky with Palin losing, but can our luck (and our collective sanity) hold?

BeckEye--no kidding. I've heard they're using C4 now as Poligrip and then detonating with LifeAlert buttons. "I've fallen and I can't...BOOOM!"

gmb said...

dguzman: No way Bachmann becomes president. Ever. She's a distraction and it's just a matter of time before the GOP goes after her like they have with Palin. And have you seen any youtube of her gay husband? There's a story there.

dguzman said...

gmb--I'll think about your comment to ward off nightmares. Thank you.