Hello and Das vadanya to my loyal subject dguzman for allowing me to talk to you all today. This is Czar Nicholas Romanov, of the Ruling Family of Romanovs, circa 1914 Russia. I must tell you that I have been needing a vodka since I heard that your President Obama has denied me my throne! Just when I thought I was at last returning to my rightful place as car czar, President Obama pulls the throne out from under me! Think how wonderful I could’ve been, little potato-eating subjects!
I had already started doing the legwork for the job, talking to the little people! Here I am, Czar Nicholas Romanov, talking with one of the hard workers in an auto plant in Lansing, Michigan. See how effective I was?
And here I am on a used car lot in some little village Illinois, along with my whole family of car-czar relatives!
First the assassinations, and now this. Is there no justice? What will I do now? What work is there in this economy for a czar of any sort?
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All hail the intellectual cadres who helped us oust the fat cat running dog lackey Czar and his parasite family!
Dictatorship of the Proletariat sucks for you plutocrats, doesn't it, Nick?
So what are you going to do now? I think there's an opening in the Japanese Ministry of Finance.
I just hope that Rasputin finds a job, the poor guy.
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