Friday, July 09, 2010

What the hell?

I've been having such a great time watching the Harry Potter Weekend on ABCFamily Channel, but there's been one commercial playing over and over that has me completely stumped: the "Falsies" mascara commercial with--for some fucking reason neither AB nor I can figure out--the theme from "Magnum, P.I." playing in the background.

What the fuck does Magnum have to do with "falsie" eyelashes?


Professor Chaos said...

Well, you see, Magnum was a detective and so he, um no, wait! Magnum was a ladies man and that means. . . um you know what, what the fuck does Magnum have to do with mascara?

Anonymous said...

They're made from his old mustache clippings, silly.

Randal Graves said...

Magnum's 'stache was false.

dguzman said...

Professor--welcome to the bloggy! My sentiments exactly!

Kirby--lol! That's it!

Randal--that's it too! Why didn't I think of that!?

gmb said...

Because Tom Selleck like to dress like a lady in his free time and those false eyelashes would come in handy? I dunno, just speculating.