Here are his instructions:
It's all about word fun, because words are fun. Give me 1 noun, 2 verbs and 3 adjectives you like. You can also provide an optional made-up word.
1. a noun: blurb
2. two verbs: facilitate, gas
3. three adjectives: facetious, fallacious, swolley (okay, I made that last one up, but it's one of my favorite words; it means "a condition in which something on your body is a little bit inflamed, but not enough to call it 'swollen'--just a little 'swolley.'" I quoted that from my own personal dictionary in my head. I also have a thesaurus in my head, since you asked.)
4. a made-up word: sploozle -- to drizzle and spoon at the same time, i.e. I sploozled a glop of honey onto my toast.
Splotch tagged a bunch of people, but as today is the last day, it's half-way over, I will cut people some slack. If you want to do it, do it. But you have to do it before midnight tonight!
But why not start celebrating February is No Meme Month early? I say bring it on, people.