Monday, January 21, 2008

It would be easier to spell...

If I ever wanted to change my name, perhaps I would take one of the names I've found in my email inbox:

Randolph Mountainouscock
Loretta Erectileorganjumbo
Elton Grandshlong

9 comments:

FranIAm said...

I see we are getting some of the same mail...

There are a lot that include the word, and spelled just like this - diK.

That'll fool the spam filter!

dguzman said...

It sure fools the filters here!

DCup said...

I want a lovestick like a battering ram! That's what I'm promised and that's what I expect!

Randal Graves said...

Oh, like you guys got that spam. What a COCK and bull story.

Mary Ellen said...

LOL! That's hilarious!

I haven't gotten any of that kind of mail in a long time, but I do get all those letters from some guy in India who needs me to send thousands of dollars in cash to pay for his wife's surgery so she won't die of a terrible disease. He'll pay me back of course, double what I give (!), because he's expecting to receive a large sum of money from the government any day now.

FranIAm said...

Well, one Milagoros K. Jorgensen (the 1/2 Mexican 1/2 Danish always are the hotties) just sent me an email promising "pen!le enlargement".

Another name for your personal smutwitness protection program should you have to change your name.

Niblet can become Bunny LediK

Kat.. I'm not going there. No way.

dguzman said...

DCup--I spit my coffee out!

Randal--I wouldn't dick you around, dude.

ME--hey, I got one of those too, only he has esophageal cancer and can't get the strength to go claim his money alone.

Fran!Am--oh dear.

Suze said...

Why just today someone (I'm sure it was one of those people you mentioned) sent me an email about how to make my "stick thrill her over and over". Those guys.

dguzman said...

Over and over? Impressive, Suze! and welcome to my bloggy.