If I ever wanted to change my name, perhaps I would take one of the names I've found in my email inbox:
Randolph Mountainouscock
Loretta Erectileorganjumbo
Elton Grandshlong
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the shitstorm after the golden days
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I see we are getting some of the same mail...
There are a lot that include the word, and spelled just like this - diK.
That'll fool the spam filter!
It sure fools the filters here!
I want a lovestick like a battering ram! That's what I'm promised and that's what I expect!
Oh, like you guys got that spam. What a COCK and bull story.
LOL! That's hilarious!
I haven't gotten any of that kind of mail in a long time, but I do get all those letters from some guy in India who needs me to send thousands of dollars in cash to pay for his wife's surgery so she won't die of a terrible disease. He'll pay me back of course, double what I give (!), because he's expecting to receive a large sum of money from the government any day now.
Well, one Milagoros K. Jorgensen (the 1/2 Mexican 1/2 Danish always are the hotties) just sent me an email promising "pen!le enlargement".
Another name for your personal smutwitness protection program should you have to change your name.
Niblet can become Bunny LediK
Kat.. I'm not going there. No way.
DCup--I spit my coffee out!
Randal--I wouldn't dick you around, dude.
ME--hey, I got one of those too, only he has esophageal cancer and can't get the strength to go claim his money alone.
Fran!Am--oh dear.
Why just today someone (I'm sure it was one of those people you mentioned) sent me an email about how to make my "stick thrill her over and over". Those guys.
Over and over? Impressive, Suze! and welcome to my bloggy.
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