Tuesday, January 22, 2008

BREAKING NEWS! SLEEPY'S OUT!


Sleepy Thompson, aka drunk-grandpa-breath, is out of the presidential race! Guess he realized he'd have to stay awake for most of the day.

9 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

A nation that did not care a whit about the Thompson campaign now yawns at this news.

dguzman said...

zzzzzzzzzz... huh?

FranIAm said...

Who? Oh him. Law and Order guy- wife's got a big rack.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Yeah, and the acceptance speeches are way past his bedtime anyway.

dguzman said...

Yeah, that's the one, Fran. The one with the big rack.

GKL--*snicker*

Mary Ellen said...

Fred wouldn't enjoy living in the White House anyway...no Budweiser beer.

Mary Ellen said...

Oh...I forgot. Dguzman, check out my blog, I have a John Edwards post I think you might enjoy!

Karen Zipdrive said...

"Six Foot Six of whoopie cushion ass."
If you're like me and enjoy thinking of things to gross yourself out- just picture for one moment being upwind of one of Fred's farts.
Can you imagine the horror??

Distributorcap said...

you think Jeri is pissed she aint gonna be queen