Monday, January 28, 2008

Arbitration offers

It seems the presidential ticket of Dr. Zaius and Germaine Gregarious has offered to arbitrate our Necco wars, offering love instead of war. Given that wannabe-VP Gregarious looks like this:

(the one on the right, folks!) I say, "Bring it on, baby!"

By the way, what is it about these simian presidential candidates that makes them able to get such smokin' hawtTM running mates? Check out the ticket of Monkey/Love:

She's got my vote!

Of course, I follow our Fearless Leader of the Anti-Necco Factions, FranIAm, and will stand down only on her orders! Our enemies are many, and they have even formed their own state! Will we allow the dominos to fall to Necco?

Dr. Zaius was even so kind as to offer a link to this 100% accurate taste test of said Necco wafers! Oops--is that a potential violation of the very fragile treaty to come? Soooooo sorry! (tee hee)

Well, comrades in arms--what say you? Peace and love, or bombs away?

10 comments:

DCup said...

I understand that Jimmy Carter is prepared to get involved in negotiations, if necessary.

CDP might request another neutral party since Carter's peanut background might disqualify him since he might be biased toward your chocolate peanut butter combo purposes.....

Anyway......

dguzman said...

Yes, that Jimmy Carter might have a hidden agenda...

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Hubba hubba on your new adoptee. She is the only reason I would watch pool on ESPN.

karenzipdrive said...

Huh?

CDP said...

I will consider meeting on neutral territory...

GETkristiLOVE said...

Monkey/Love is honored to have such an intillegent and political-savvy monkey-lover on our side - thanks for your support!

FranIAm said...

We should talk dguzman... WhiskeyMarie had offered some neutral party thing earlier.

Zaius and Whiskey could work out the details...

I just don't to look weak on Necco. Next thing you know we will be swiftboated by a dry dusty disc of a candy...

Robert Rouse said...

There you go, Fran! I wanted peace. I begged for peace. But you have to once again disparage our wafer. Oh, the inhumanity of it all. We the people of Free Neccoland will not take these abuses much longer without retribution!

FranIAm said...

At last I lay down the last Reese's peanut butter cup wrapper and cry out with one word...

PEACE

But please I must not be forced to eat humble pie or Necco wafer!

dguzman said...

Fran, I believe our willingness to make peace makes us even stronger! We will simply call for equality of all candy and freedom of choice for all! (including the freedom to prefer eating a lump of coal to a Necco Wafer! tee hee!)