Friday, October 31, 2008

When you're a convicted scumbag, nothing matters anymore

doesn't this look funny, all small like this? he's so jowly.

Apparently, Ted (R-ipoff) Stevens is now claiming he wasn't convicted of anything, AND he's still tying Iraq and Saddam Hussein to 9/11. Is this his last-minute effort to stand behind Big Dick Cheney (who'll claim there's terrorists on Mars if he can make some Halliburton money off it), in order to curry White House favor and possibly get a pardon?

I guess when you've sold your dignity and ethics for a few hundred thou in house renovations, you'll pretty much say anything.

The one thing no one else is asking is this: why the fuck does ANYONE even ask stupid questions like this anymore? "Knowing what you know now, do you think that the country of Iraq and Saddam Hussein played a role in the 9/11 attack on the United States?"

At his debate against challenger Mark Begich, who's trying to win Stevens' senate seat, not only did the moderator ask this idiotic question, but Stupid Stevens said, "I know more than you think I know, and I believe they did." According to the transcript (at the first link), Begich then said, "I don't believe they did."

The moderators and the reporters who still ask shit questions like this should be ashamed of themselves, embarrassed that they're so obviously trying to lick Dick (heh), and humiliated that they're letting themselves be used by a White House filled with lying war criminals.


Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Stevens is a delusional old man.

Sorghum Crow said...

Stevens is fup duk. There is something seriously wrong with his brain bone.
What part of "we find the defendant guilty on all counts" does he have trouble understanding?

SamuraiFrog said...

He's employing the Sarah Palin defense: keep denying the legal ruling and hope people will believe you instead. It's a special brand of Alaskan sickness.

Randal Graves said...

9/11 caused him to commit crimes that he didn't commit.

Mauigirl said...

I hope Stevens is voted soundly out of office on Tuesday. I don't need to see his lying, angry face anymore.

Liberality said...

this just proves once again that we don't really have a free press here in this country when they still try to force this propaganda down our throat.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I hope he's reelected, then thrown from the Senate. The governor holds the right to appoint a new senator- which I believe would be Palin's chance to appoint herself.
I'd love to see how the Democrats in the majority would treat this dumb fuck.

Anonymous said...

I believe Stevens's response. He does know more than we think he does because he was probably in on the job.

dguzman said...

Dr. Monkey--yup.

SorgCrow--apparently, ALL of it. I heard someone on NPR say that when you go to any jail, ALL the jailbirds say they're innocent!

SFrog--I don't know if it's only Alaskan, but they sure do have it bad up there. All his supporters were talking about "outsiders from the lower 48" judging him, and how that was wrong--why don't they secede already?

Randal--oh THAT'S it! (love it!)

Maui--no joke. If they vote him back in, I think we should cut off all federal funding.

Lib--yes, they're still asking the same stupid questions to avoid getting at the truth.

Zip--that's crazy talk!

Spartacus--it's possible.