Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Quick Hits, Vol 3! In stores now!

Boy oh boy, the wheels of justice are turning! It's a fine day when a scumbag gets his due in the courtroom, and one Ted Stevens of Alaska is being run-over by those wheels of justice as we speak! Couldn't happen to a more deserving asshole! Of course, the asscrack claims he's not dropping out of the Senate race, vowing to fight this "unjust verdict." As if.



HOLY SHIT. The ATF is saying they've uncovered and stopped a plot by two skinheads in Tennessee to kill a bunch of kids at a mostly African-American school and top it all off by killing our next president, Barack Obama. Why would anyone want to hurt Obama, much less a bunch of innocent schoolchildren?
I think many of us have been nervously waiting for something like this to happen, given the rising violence against Obama supporters in some places. Sad to say, racism and hatred are alive and well in this country. We can only hope (and some of you can pray) that our government agents do their jobs and keep Obama and his family, as well as the rest of us, from harm.



Johnny POW may be running behind in the polls these days, but he has gotten one important endorsement: that of al-Qaeda! Let's hope this story gets the play it deserves in the MSM, though I doubt we'll hear a peep about it on, say, Faux Noise.

Finally, in SPAM news, it seems that some spammers are lowering their expectations! Most of the time, you see items like this:


However, this advertiser seems to be aiming a little lower than usual:


What is this country coming to?

5 comments:

Sorghum Crow said...

Who'd want to smell like an Okie?

Randal Graves said...

What is this country coming to?

And it's only going to get worse when that socialist takes over and stomps down on Real American ingenuity.

Next thing you know, we'll only be having some sex.

Anonymous said...

@sorghum crow - bwahahahaha!

DGuz - We're on the same wavelength today! I am sickened at the idea of those dumbasses in Tennessee. And Ted? Yeah, go for it, punkin'. You just hang around the Senate and see how well that serves you and your party.

Anonymous said...

I was just thinking that if McCain keeps putting that face on it's going to freeze and stay like that forever. Ooops. Sorry. That's already happened, hasn't it?

Elizabeth said...

Hee hee, "OK PERFUMES." Is that related to "OK COMPUTER?"

Stupid skinheads. Thing is, they were the third set of plotters, weren't they? I'm sure there are more to come.