Thursday, October 16, 2008

A horror movie moment

"He's behind you! Behind you!"
The people in scary movies never realize until it's too late! And I don't even wanna know what that McMonster does with his victims.
Incidentally, I'm glad the debates are over. I'm so sick of hearing McFossil talk about how much he knows--"I know how to save billions of dollars!" "I know how to win a war!" "I know how to capture Bin Laden!" "I know how to balance the budget!" Where has he been hiding all these years while the country went to shit? Asshole.


Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

My thoughts exactly. If he knew how to do all that shit years ago why didn't he do it?

Matty Boy said...

Let's give him some credit. He knows how to make a very scary face.

I took this same photo, cropped it and made a lolz over at my place.

Sorghum Crow said...

Looks like he got a bad oyster in his jello.

--Sorghum the Plumber

Randal Graves said...

This image will go down with Morans and others as the defining visuals of our age. How lucky we are to be living now. Sniff.

Jess Wundrun said...

I don't think McCain could really sneak up on anyone. You'd get a whiff of the bengay/oldguy/depends smell 20 yards off.

Dusty said...

LMFAO at Sorghum Crow/Plumber! ;p

Some Guy said...

I'm still trying to figure out what the hell caused that face. It doesn't look like a sneeze. It looks as if he wants to devour Barack's butt.

Liberality said...

I don't understand that photo either. Is he like wigging out or what?

Bubs said...

There were a few moments like that throughout the debate I thought. Every time McCain would score what he thought was a zinger, he'd turn and look straight at the audience with a weird grin. He kept doing this thing where he'd open his eyes REALLY REALLY WIDE and that was disturbing as hell too. I thought he nearly came physically unglued during that performance

enc said...

Good point.

Anonymous said...

Everybody is using that pic including me! lol. I too am sick of McCain's crap, of "I can do it." Easy....yeah old fart, you can't find the bathroom, let alone bin laden.

Dad E said...

And I know how the Cubs can win the World Series. (Score more runs than their opponents.) The devil is in the details and McCain knows that but gives us these platitudes as if we children. It makes him appear weak.

Senator McCain looks, thinks, and acts old at times and his torture induced injuries cause him to move ackwardly. But we should keep our attention on how he has run his campaign and the direction he would take the country.

He has shown very poor judgments time and again especially in his choice of Governor Palin.

Everyone will be subjected to 'age-ism' some day, so please keep the vision Obama has for America as your mantra.

I'm just sayin'.

Anonymous said...

Ya know.. if McCain knows how to do all this shit, why isn't he proposing it in the Senate now? C'mon Senator McCain share with us the wisdom and wit of your leadership, instead of sticking out your tongue like Gene Simmons.

dguzman said...

Dr Monkey--because he's a dick?

Matty Boy--but he never brags about that one, for some reason. I loved your lolz!


Randal--his gift to posterity. Wow.

Jess--double eeewwww!

Dusty--I wonder if Crow owes back taxes too...

Some Guy--maybe that's it.

Lib--it's freaky, no?

Bubs--the eye things (both the wide-open and the million blinks) were especially evident during this one. I've read a few things here and there discussing whether McCain's having early signs of stroke. You have to wonder.


Feather--hee hee.

Dad E--the "old" barbs are the easy route, I agree. His judgment and character, however, seem embodied in that freakish pose. The guy has lost it upstairs, whether it's left-over torture damage or evidence of what happens when you sell your soul to Satan. My dad's a lot older than this guy and has Bell's Palsy, and he STILL doesn't look like as big a freak as McCain.

Spartacus--he's just busy wanting to rock and roll all night, and party every day.