Not everyone can play, however; some people are, in Dr. Zaius' own words, "a menace, a walking pestilence." The following walking pestilences will not under any circumstances be allowed to play:
Reason: Wannabe world-dominator sociopathic asshole. Oh, and he shot at Santa's reindeer last year, thinking they were part of his "wild" safari hunt.
Reason: greedy bloodsucking elitist wannabe asshole, shops only for self
But anyone else can jump on in!