Thursday, December 20, 2007

Simian Secret Santa!

Click on this link if you want to play--it's an online gift exchange, sponsored by our future leaders, Dr. Monkey von Monkerstein and Dr. Zaius.

Not everyone can play, however; some people are, in Dr. Zaius' own words, "a menace, a walking pestilence." The following walking pestilences will not under any circumstances be allowed to play:

Reason: Assholes.

Reason: Wannabe world-dominator sociopathic asshole. Oh, and he shot at Santa's reindeer last year, thinking they were part of his "wild" safari hunt.

Reason: greedy bloodsucking elitist wannabe asshole, shops only for self

But anyone else can jump on in!

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