Thursday, November 29, 2007

Grooming update!

I got a picture of the Mangroomer!

Yes, folks, for only $39.99 you too can groom your man!

Now, reviewing the comments on the previous Info Needed post, Dr. Monkey said no one should ever buy this thing for a guy, but Dcap in NY says all men secretly groom -- seems to me that they'd need these devices to get the job done! After all, Matty Boy and millions of others are looking for an alternative to those scary little scissors, right?

So now that you've seen the Mangroomer (told you it looked like a giant Trac II), what do you think?

10 comments:

phil_in_ny said...

So this is the culprit, lol. Looks way to complicated. No thanks.

Randal Graves said...

Yikes. That looks more like one of those things illegal to purchase in Alabama than a grooming implement. And no, not all men secretly groom. You're a filthy liar, dcap!

FranIAm said...

I was thinking along the lines of what Randal said, but no sharp objects there please!

Randal, don't protest too much. Then we will believe that you secretly groom!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

No. Never ever in a million yeras.

CDP said...

What I think is that some sights, once seen, cannot be unseen. Oh, the frickin' humanity.

Sorghum Crow said...

Secret grooming is better that public grooming, in general...
That said, there will be no mangroomer under the tree for me.

Whiskeymarie said...

If it weren't $39.99 I'd buy it as a joke for the Mr. (hairy). But the thought of him actually using it is pretty gross.

However, it does have the disturbing look of a product that we will soon be seeing on "recall" lists due to an inordinate number of serious back lacerations.

dguzman said...

It does look a little illegal-in-Texas, doesn't it, Randal? And I agree with Fran--no sharps near the kitty! Oh Monkey, it's okay. I won't get you one. I'll go for the little nose-hair trimmer for ya. BRRZZZZZ!

CDP--that's exactly what I thought when I saw it--that's why I posted it, so I could share my pain.

Crow, that's probably for the best.

Whiskey Marie brings up a good point--how do you NOT cut the feck out of your shoulder blades?

Matty Boy said...

Not for me, thanks. Just something for trimming the ears.

dguzman said...

Matty, I've seen a bunch of ads for those little lighted trimmers for nose and ears.

Aah, the joys of getting older.... pretty soon, I'll break a hip in a fall, or get Alzheimer's or something.