Like everyone who has an email account, I got A LOT of spam—but not all of it is about increasing the size of my penis. Here’s a little peek into my inbox at some of the subject lines:
I'm sure this will interest you
I'm sure this will interest you
Win mad sum of money at Backgammon tournament
Show0ff YourNew RolexReplica
Representative from your Country needed
So if I fall behind on blog posting, you'll know that I got interested enough to enter a bigtime backgammon tournament and won some mad money. I would then be living the high life, showing off my -er- replica bling while representin' Amurka. Ta-ta, y'all!
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I might also guess that a gentleman in Uzbekistan or Nigeria left a vast fortune and no will and that you were smart enough to send the $10,000 administrative fee that allowed the government to declare YOU his sole heir.
Just got off the phone with Western Union--how did you know?
Wait a minute, I thought that that was MY money in Uzbekistan?
hee hee hee
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