Monday, March 17, 2008

Another stupid and arrogant Bushie

John Bolton, who's pretty much one of the few guys who's Chimpy's equal on the arrogance scale, says this as Cheney visits Iraq:

“He’s got enormous credibility there, and is able to say to them in words of one syllable that they need to get their act together,” John Bolton, the former UN ambassador, said.

What does that even mean? "is able to say to them in words of one syllable that they need to get their act together"

I can only conclude that Big Dick's one syllable communique went something like this:

Fuck. You. I'm. Still. Rich. Now. Fuck. Off. And. Die. And. I. Do. Mean. DIE. Then. Give. Us. Your. Oil. Or. Else.

Meanwhile, Cheney had this to add:
Oh wait. The horse's ass didn't say a damned thing.


dguzman said...

Apologies to the horse.

Whiskeymarie said...

Cheney has never looked better, my dear.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Bolton is just like Bush and Cheney, when they say something we hear the opposite.

Randal Graves said...

Are you sure he didn't just go "grr...grr...GRR...GRR!...GRR!!!"

dguzman said...

Whiskey--my compliments to the photographer.

Dr. M--yup. All complete liars.

Randal--perhaps he did, and this is the translation.

karenzipdrive said...

D-Guz--Thank you for the hilarious Dick dialog! Fabulous!
Oh and thank you as well for sending slappz over to my crib.
Comment moderation to follow if he posts there again.

dguzman said...

OH NO, Zip! Gees, that guy doesn't give up. He's been to everyone's blog--he's like a fecking virus.

Mary Ellen said...

Slappz really needs a life. He left my blog...I guess I just out-commented him, his little pea brain wore out.

I forgot all about Bolton for awhile, now I'll have more nightmares about that thing under his nose.

word verification for the day: w(fu)qa. That fu combination has been coming up too often for me to think that it's an accident. Google/Blogger must hate me. :-D

dguzman said...

ME--he's like a certain virus that flares up every once in a while. Just as annoying too.