I thought my Cuss-O-Meter rating was going to be one of those records like Hank Aaron's, seemingly untouchable. Alas, a non-steroidal Barry Bonds of blogging has blown my mark to fucking smithereens!
My rating:
Lovely, and cringe-worthy... but then:Jess Wundrun's rating:
HOLY SHIT. I bow to my worthy adversary, and I congratule her on fucking domination of the dirty words.
10 comments:
Thanks for not mentioning my score.
Oh Splotch, I got yer back.
Karen, that's probably true--I'd plug you in, but you'd break the fucker.
CDP--thanks!
Hey, how do I get my cuss-o-meter score? I have no doubt, I could melt the ##&%# down! Of course, I would need to redeem myself in the confessional afterwards, but it would be fun to see if I could get that sucker to smoke.
Dguzman--you're welcome!
Mary Ellen--if you're bleeping yourself in other people's comment threads, then I have serious doubts that you can, in fact, bring it.
cdp- You've never seen me in action, kiddo. Believe me, I can cuss with the best of them...you have NO idea!
I love chicks who cuss.
My rating was near 0%. Gosh, it made me so doggone angry, I could spit.
Bet my score just went up, huh?
Regards,
Tengrain
This calls for an update!
I think I might actually be swearing less and using that unspoken rage to create new and exciting ulcers. Golly, that's the only explanation for my low score.
hee hee hee!
Utah Savage: Welcome to the blog!
Monkey--cool! Maybe then you'll finally develop a crush on me, instead of throwing all that monkey-love to Whiskeymarie!
Tengrain--honored to have you here! Um, perhaps you should check the definition of "cuss," however.... darnit.
Randal--I was shocked at how low your score was! They're obviously not paying any fucking attention.
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