Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Because it must be repeated for effect!

reposted with a huge h/t to Princess Sparkle Pony, the blogger who first caught my eye and showed me the wonders of Matty Boy, FranSheIs, and KarenZipdrive via their insanely hilarious comments.
Oh, those crazy Ossetians over near that other Georgia! Whoever made this sign needs to start his/her own blog to showcase those phenomenal PhotoShopping skee-ulz!

The CondiDo-into-CondiMullet is an extra-fabulous touch! It's almost realistic enough to raise the Hairdo Alert to Fiascotastic!

And to avoid the possible lawsuits and stuff, here's the original AP caption and photo credit: "Ossetian protesters demonstrate outside NATO headquarters in Brussels, Tuesday Aug. 19, 2008. U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and her NATO counterparts are reviewing relations with Moscow and are expected to curtail high level meetings and military cooperation with Russia if it does not abandon crucial positions across Georgia. (AP Photo/Geert Vanden Wijngaert)"

Oh yes, by all means, "curtail" your bigtime meetings with those nogoodniks! They'll come crawling back to us, screaming their regrets over this global "my bad!" in no time!

Now THAT'S diplomacy!


Randal Graves said...

You always find the most disturbing pictures. And on top of that, you're a Cowboy fan. I don't know I keep on coming back here, for now I'm going to have pictures of a shirtless, muscled Condi tossing the Super Bowl winning touchdown to Terrell Owens as he whips out a sharpie to sign a young child in the stands that he gives to Cheney who promptly devours it.

dguzman said...

Oh Randal--just as you forgive my Cowboys devotion, I pity your Browns devotion. So we're even! And OMG, your image is making me laugh so loud that I might get fired. Thanks, man.

Anonymous said...

She looks like the painting of Ben Stiller (in Dodgeball) hanging in his Globo-Gym office. I could just hear her say, "nobody makes me bleed my own blood."

Randal Graves said...

Good! All Cowboys fans deserve to get fired and have to subsist in Guantanamo on Tom Landry's corpse! So, blah to you!

FranIAm said...

Ah the Princess' blog... our petri dish of future bloggers and now here we are.

That picture made me scream when I saw it over there earlier!!

Anonymous said...

Good thing we have an "expert" on it.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Fran, hey, I was in Blogland first, I'm just not as clever as PSP.

As for this mega-butch Condi pic, it's an image I have to fight not to keep in my head.