Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Welcome to the new America, fellow citizens!

No matter how bad it gets over the next four years, it's still gonna be great because the bushes are no longer in Washington.

The next time I mention that cursed name, I just hope it's in connection with a prison sentence.

And I give Darth Cheney's cyborg innards another day or so before he creaks and groans one last time and then breaks down, a machine well past its usefulness or warranty. Put him on the scrap heap of history as just another obsolete piece of junk.

12 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Amen. I could not have said it better myself.

Mauigirl said...

Yes indeed! Even if not everything Obama does is perfect, it will be so much better than what we've had for the past 8 years!

phil_in_ny said...

As I watched yesterday, I couldn't help but picture the announcer anouncing Cheney as Darth Vador.

Some Guy said...

It will be nice to watch the State Of The Union without having my ears bleed.

pissed in NYC said...

I agree 1,000%. And Cheney didn't pull a back muscle. He's checking out. Because he will laugh in hell as we lament that he was denied his visit to The Hague, that's why.

Bubs said...

That's one thing I think we can be pretty sure of--no matter what mis-steps or mistakes Obama makes in the next 4 years, he can't possibly harm the nation the way it's been mistreated for the past 8 years.

Things will get better.

Lisa said...

Thank you. I do feel welcomed. Unlike the last eight years....

FranIAm said...

...other dreams!

One is realized now!

dguzman said...

Dr. Monkey--that's saying something. Thanks!

Mauigirl--you betcha!

Phil--hee hee. I've also seen him compared to Mr. Potter from It's a Wonderful Life. All he needed was the blanket over his legs and the folded newspaper.

Some Guy--ain't it the truth? Now I just have to get over the reflex of cringing every time I hear "the President" in a news story.

PiNY--let him go to hell and stay there, the bastard.

Bubs--so true.

Lisa--me too! Finally!

Fran--amen, sister.

Randal Graves said...

BUSH BUSH BUSH BUSH!

Shit, Obama could come to work drunk and on an acid trip and he'd be better than Chimpy.

I still want massive investigations, though. No off the hook crap.

Karen Zipdrive said...

While I enjoyed the wheelchair bit, I think the best career move for Dick Cheney at this point would be a fatal heart attack while on the toilet.
As for Bush, a DUI-related traffic fatality would be the best way he could rehab his image.

dguzman said...

Randal--amen to both of those thoughts.

Zip--or a heart attack while in a porn theatre, or perhaps leathered up in an S&M club. (getting sicker with each image) As for Chimpy--a drug bust would be even better.