Monday, January 12, 2009

...because I needed cheering up

...I went to Go Fug Yourself, which is always good for a hysterical laugh. I won't comment on fashion or whatever--I mean, I wear SHORTS to work and call it "business casual" because I pair it with the inimitable golf shirt. Still, I must comment on these "separated at birth" candidates:

I. Drew Barrymore's hairdo at the Golden Globes and Drop Dead Gorgeous finalists Molly Howard's and Michelle Johnson's uber-bouffants:
Drew the other night

the beauty queens

So what is up with that boof? Did she, as GFY suggests, have sex in the limo? With how many people?


II. Glenn Close (whom I LOVE--really--it pains me to do this) at the Globes and Helen "Broadway doesn't go for boooooze and dope!" Lawson in Valley of the Dolls.

Glenn at the Globes

Helen about to have the big fight with Neely O'Hara (definitely click on the yootoob link)


Oh dear--I just realized: there's also this potential triplet:

Glenn. Honey. Never do that again.

12 comments:

CDP said...

Oh dear. I like Glenn Close, too, but really.

Liberality said...

she just wanted to be comfortable!

FranIAm said...

Oh the great Neely fight scene. As if I didn't already love you so much already. Shit. Damn. Oh this is good.

And I've spent far too long a time away from those fug girls. Hil-fucking-arious.

Dale said...

Hahaha, we made fun of poor Glenn at work today even though we were scared she'd pop up out of nowhere with a knife.

Lisa said...

You know, Niblet would like you to rethink picking on Glenn Close, if you don't mind.....


My word verification? imperil

Not kidding. Take it back or she might boil the bunny!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I love Drew's hairdo. I swear that is the hottest I have ever seen her look. I am not kidding.

dguzman said...

CDP--exactly. That was a bad choice.

Lib--I guess, but she is a beautiful glamorous woman! She's not 80 or something, where she's gotta protect her broken hip or something!

Fran--that is one of my all-time classic favorite movies. They Neely in the alley scene is also great: "NEELY O'HARA!!!!!!!" Nothing like getting so drunk you scream your own name.

Dale--EEK!

LISA--MY GOD DON'T SAY THAT! I take it back, Glenn! I take it baaacckckk!!!!! (sobbing)

Dr M--hey, I've seen your preferences in women's hairdos (remembering the 1968 SoCal girlfriend). No wonder you're liking Drew's boof.

kirby said...

Drew's definitely sporting that "just been fucked" look, and it looks good on her.

GETkristiLOVE said...

I'm sure she could have found some gold crocs to go with that outfit.

Distributorcap said...

please avoid all swinging plastic things

enc said...

Maybe the girls have had finer moments . . . I guess everyone has to have the elbow room to make wacky choices!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

haha Does KJI know that Glenn has been raiding his closet?