Speaking of bathrooms, look at what I walked into this morning at work:
Meet Henry the Hand, invented back in the 1990s by some anthopomorphizing sociopath, advising me on how to wash my mitts which, sadly, have no names. (or faces, t-shirts, shorts, or red and white "shoes")
Henry's website is rather --er--ENERGETIC!:
Henry even tries to fire us up with a little competition!
Welcome to the MOST COMPREHENSIVE Primary Infection
Prevention Program in the world for respiratory and
gastro-intestinal diseases! If WE ALL comply with the 4
Principles of Hand Awareness there will NOT be a
Powerful and True!! Together WE CAN make a difference!
Forget the typo for a second, and ponder the possibilities of a "jingle/rap/song" about washing one's hands.
That, as they say, is your moment of Zen.