Ever since I got hit in the head on Sunday night*, I just can’t wrap my brain around a few things:
1. The stinkin’ Giants won the Super Bowl? Are you fucking kidding me?
2. There are tornadoes in February? Isn't it too cold?
3. Bushco has been saying “we don’t do torture” all this time, but now in his final (we hope) and most "Ah kin do whatever the fuck Ah want!" year, he says they waterboard with his approval?
4. Mittens has spent over $36 million of his own money (not to mention whatever his campaign has generated), and he’s only winning in places like Alaska and Montana, but he’s still vowing to continue his campaign? The guy is getting beaten by Huckabee, for pete’s sake. Bow out NOW, Mittens, before you have to go on welfare and you find out how much it truly sucks to be poor—especially under BushCo.
5. Speaking of which, Huckabee’s still in the race? What kind of idiots would vote for this idiot?
6. How pathetic is it that McCain is at the top of the shitpile of repug candidates? Can a shitpile really have a top? Can’t we just have a system where they ALL lose? I mean, when Fuckabee can win ANY state, I think you just need to shut the whole fucking repug party down.
7. Hillary’s pro-death penalty? WTF?
8. Obama AND Clinton both support that ridiculous border wall idea?
9. I have to vote for one of these people in April? Oh John, John, come back, John!
*Yes, I hit my head with my drill the other night. I was using a large spade bit (for a project in the kitchen), and it was sticking a little, so I was really bearing down on the drill. Then the bit really stuck in the wood and the base of the drill (with the gigantic battery) swung around and hit me right above my eye. I didn’t pass out, but it hurt like a mo-fo. I was pretty much out of commission until late yesterday, as I was very sensitive to noise and light.
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I keep telling you guys, vote for me instead. Think of all the blogger parties we could have in the White House! I'll even let my favorite bloggers sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom...not all at once, though. You can even bring your bunny!
I didn't hear that about Hillary and the death penalty! I agree...WTF???? Oh wait, I mean WTH (what the heck), it's Lent and I have to behave.
Ooh, did you get a black eye?
Cause that would totally be badass.
And, if by some colossal karmic fuck-up Huckabee ends up being "President Huckabee" I am moving to Iceland.
I hear it's nice there.
ME--sweet! I want to see if the Lincoln bedroom is haunted, like Chimpy says it is. And yes--I'm pretty disillusioned by Hillary's pro-death penalty stance. She should know better, as a lawyer, how flawed our justice system is.
Whiskey--sadly, no. Or I'd definitely have posted a pic of my shiner! It just bruised the bone, but there wasn't enough tissue and stuff there to bruise. And I'll be right with ya in Iceland should Gomer be elected.
Randal, yeah--my skull is better now. I wish I'd gotten a shiner though, so I could've been totally badass in Whiskeymarie's eyes!
Hope your head is better! I didn't know Hillary supported the death penalty; I will be doing some research.
HOLY CRAP! Oh my - are you ok? I was wondering where you were.
Have you seen a doctor? You should be careful with any head injury.
(((delia)))
OK, once I saw the asterisk and read the head thing I commented on that.
Then I read the actual post.
Nothing makes sense any more.
As far as I can tell, both Obama and Hillary support the death penalty in some fashion. Disgraceful.
My brother, the big conservative loves Huckabee best, hates McCain. Huck is scary and collecting delegates, expect to bargain hard and fast with them at the convention.
Fuck fences.
Holy crap. Mitt read your blog and dropped out. I'm only disappointed that he didn't leave a comment.
Take care of your head, we've missed you.
Crow, you give me too much credit. I'm guessing his wife finally said, "Look, PlasticMan, this round's OVER. You LOST. Get the hell off the stage so that screaming lady can go do her Showcase Showdown."
I am against the Death Penalty unless I am the one who decides on who gets it.
Tell you what, we wouldn't be watching OJ's armed robbery trial this coming April if I was in charge of the death penalty.
;)
Zip--I hear ya. There are a few people I wouldn't mind giving that lethal injection to....
Queation to this board:
If Hillary were elected, what would she do as president?
If Barack were elected, what would he do as president?
Ouch with the drill. My bride, using a spade bit, once drilled into the webbing of her hand, between thumb and forefinger. Then she attempted to dress the wound herself with gauze and strapping tape, and pretended nothing was wrong when I came home from work.
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