Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Some new ways to deny global warming

More of that pesky "truth" crap was released about how badly we're fucking up the planet with our CO2 and pollution. To this I say, "Truth, Schmuth!" Here are some handy ways to continue to deny this whole "reality" trip:

1. Mother Earth is going through menopause; hence, the hot flashes.
2. Did anyone ever think that the sun, NOT the earth, just might be getting hotter?
3. Science is for geeks and pussies.

You can thank me later, from your oceanside home in Kansas.

14 comments:

pissed in NYC said...

Hot flashes? NYC has been like London for the past three weeks and four more days of rain are coming. At least four. And a friend living in Bergen County, NJ had some SNOW--not shitting you--on Monday night. It's global climate change, and it's not good.

dguzman said...

It's been in the rainy 50s here in Central PA too, but remember: it takes both cold air and warm humid air to make the rain and snow. It's all pretty effing scary.

Randal Graves said...

It's only 70° today here. Global warming my ass.

"But it's going to be 86° tomorrow."

Be quiet, scienticians.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

i sure am seeing a lot more crazy weather the last couple of years, which of course comes with climate change. I'm gonna be living in a desert in a while.

Distributorcap said...

well it is three days later than your post and it is still raining and it is cold

climate change is a reality

Pissed in NYC said...

In NYC we've had rain on and off almost every fucking day in June. If someone is insane enough to say "global climate change is a hoax" anywhere near me he or she is going to get my Doc Marten clad foot in his or her groin.

Dean Wormer said...

Menopause?

ROTFLMAO!

I've also heard climate change referred to when discussing mother earth as if "she's on a drunken bender."

dguzman said...

Randal--there's another one, "be quiet, scienticians!" I'll remember that one.

Barbara--it HAS been crazy. And there's no telling how crazy it's gonna get, but people will STILL be denying it.

DCap--happy summer!

PiNY--and I'll put my foot up there right afterwards too. Assholes.

Dean--thanks. Oh, I like that one too--the drunken bender. That Mother Nature is such a drama queen.

Anonymous said...

Those aren't my reasons for disbelieving global warming.

However, things look pretty suspicious when whenever Al Gore shows up for a Seminar on Global Warming, Snow Storms happen.

You'd think that the genius who brought us the Interrnet would have sense enough to check the Weather Report before he schedules such an event instead of polishing his Nobel Peace Prize and grooming his hair.

GETkristiLOVE said...

My geeky science friend tells me it's the natural evolution of a planet. I think that's pretty good for denial.

Laurent said...

Funny that US is the only remaining country to be still in denial of certain things....global warming, evolution, round shape of the earth......

Nice blog

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