Friday, July 25, 2008

Poking fun at the old man

Ah, Friday afternoon -- the hardest time to stay put at work, instead of using up my meager vacation hours and leaving early!

However, a few things have made me smile this afternoon:

Looky here, boys and girls, it's Droopy Dog and McFossil, yucking it up! Let's turn on our MagicMicrophone™ and listen in on their conversation...
Droopy: "Hyuh, hyuh, hyuh! Ah'm just so tickled at the way that thar lib'ral media is a-treatin' yew! Why, yew could say just 'bout ennythin' and they'd get busier'n a cat coverin' up shee-it to make yew look good!"

McFossil: Uh, er, well, I don't--I uh, uh, I thought, uh...

Droopy: Why, yer so stupid yer mammy probly had to sew yer name into your clothes--on the front! Hyuh-hyuh-hyuh, Ah'm jest joshin' ya there, John!

McFossil: Ha ha, my friends.... Hey, what did you say?

Wow, that's some boring shit, kids. Let's move on. If you want to learn more about what is going on inside McFossil's head, you've got to read his diary! Zipdrive must have her own MagicMicrophone inside that pea-brain of his, stealin his thots!

Oh look, now he's got his cun- I mean his wife with him!

I realize the guy can't raise his arms higher than this, thanks to his POW days. But whenever I see him do this, I think of this:
only a lot less cool.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

yay! it's almost time to go home!

McCain is really adding new flair to the word doddering these days.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Hell, I *wish* McCain would take up motorcycling.
I'd be there to greet him with a 5 gallon jug of motor oil to spread across the road he's on.

Distributorcap said...

were there pics to see
i cant see any?

8-(

Elizabeth said...

No pictures for me either, but this was a very good read anyway.

Matthew Hubbard said...

I got the pictures, but I thought Lieberman was Droopy Dog, not Phil Gramm.

Randal Graves said...

Can a Droopy Dog also be Holy?

Man, there's a lot of old and white in that first picture, as if a couple of ancient Greek statues came to life in a fresh state of ugly.

no_slappz said...
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Bradda said...

Alright, who's got fleas?? This Slappy troll is out of control...

Matthew Hubbard said...

I could see the pictures earlier, but now nothing.

dguzman said...

DCup--that's for sure. Wonder when he'll start doing commercials for Depends.

Zip--I'll be there with you, with some tacks.

DCap--sorry! I fixed it! Stoopid blogger!

Bradda--ditto!

Enc--ditto, and thanks!

Matty Boy--I've been thinking of Gramm as Droopy since he first ran for Congress, but hey--everyone needs an understudy.

Randal--LOL!

Slappy--sweet jaysus, go elsewhere.

Bradda--oh no, he's infected you too?

Matty Boy--fixed--I just re-placed them. Hope that works!

Matthew Hubbard said...

It worked. Thanks.

GETkristiLOVE said...

I think it's more like he's milking a cow... which is kind of symbolic now that I think about it.

Anonymous said...

Oh DGuz - I'm sorry I missed this. Busy weekend and crazy Monday. I liked your comment about the arms. But to me it looks like c-word is dreading McFossil's thumbs up because he just told the audience "Now it's time to get me some....." I'm just sayin....