Friday, July 11, 2008

I'm think I'm gonna need more than one word for this one

(Sidenote, whispered excitedly into your ear) Check me out, posting all over the place today! (read: I finished that part-number thingie!) Of course, there's just so much stupid shit going on today that it couldn't be helped. I know: Pretend I combined all the posts into another "quick-hits" thingie, as you guys seemed to like that. Are you hungry? Because I'm hungry. And I need a Yuengling somethin' fierce. Are we going to happy hour? Sorry, are you trying to read? Sorry.

A big tip o' my Dallas Cowboys cap to The Rude Pundit for this photo:

Attempt #1:
Well, that keeps to my "one-word caption day!" pronouncement from earlier, and it certainly sums things up in oh so many ways, but there's just so much going on in this photo that I gotta give it another shot.

Attempt #2:
Chimpy: Gee. Ee. Oh. Ar. Uhhhh...
Darth Cheney: Just scribble on the line like I taught you, you fucking moron. No one reads this shit anyway.
Chimpy: Huh? Oh. Yeah. (Scribbling) There! Oh, and this is sure a great victory fer freedom!
Darth Cheney: Nice touch. (Aside) Asshole.

Attempt #3:
Give up. See The Rude Pundit's treatment, because it's damned brilliant, as always.

Try to have a good weekend, my bloggy pals. Involve liquor as necessary to help you in your efforts. Get outside at least a little and enjoy nature. As for me, The Kat and The Kid are out of town, so I'm flying solo this weekend; feel free to drop by and pet Niblet and the kittehs.


karenzipdrive said...

Look at Bush's face. Seriously, it really does look like he's having to strain to sign his own name.
If karma is real, I cannot understand how his testicles haven't caught fire or exploded yet.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

"Dang, this is almost as hard as that sudoku. Sudoku, heh heh - now I want some sushi."

Randal Graves said...

Involve liquor as necessary to help you in your efforts.

Well, if you insist.

By the way, in case you forgot, no one in that photo will be punished for their crimes. Why? It's all legal now!

enc said...

I love your invented dialog. And "Darth Cheney," that's epic!

Liberality said...

Can this be taken to the Supreme Court and reversed? That's what I want to know.

Anonymous said...

You just know he had a stiffy as he signed that.

Bradda said...


As in we are all screwed now. Thanks Chimpy!

Anonymous said...

I got back in. Had loads of fun drinking beers down by the bay with wife, listening to a so-so blues band. But who cares? Now that we're safe from all those "mean-ol terrists" who are using our phone systems to plot their next big attack, sipping more that a few frosties is the only thing left to do to help forget this moment.

GETkristiLOVE said...

I was up in the mountains this weekend or I would have loved to stop by and pet your kitty... uh, you know what I mean!

dguzman said...

Karen--I keep hoping karma will get him but so far, nothing. Or perhaps his stupidity is his "reward."

Barbara--hee hee.

Randal--that's the beauty of it, that it's all legal--and retroactive! They have no souls.

Enc--I stole that name from somewhere, and it's perfect!

Lib--we can only hope that a President Obama will just strike this shit down, or that he will appoint the Supremes who will do it. But it'll take years.

DCup--hee hee hee!

Bradda--true enough. And they're laughing in their little black-tar hearts at us.

Spartacus--it certainly seems like nothing we do even slows this asshole down. Fascism is on the march!

GKL--wow. Just wow.

Lulu Maude said...

It's so hard to get those crayons to stay within the lines.