The planets and stars finally aligned and I was able to get a picture of this:
I know it's kinda blurry, and the color is terrible, but gimme a break--I was in a bathroom stall trying not to cause a panic by whipping out my camera phone.
So a lot of the buildings at Penn State have this brand of latch on their bathroom stall doors: HINY-HIDERS. GKL probably remembers these from her time in State College.
Good to know they're taking care of my hiney and hiding it from the rest of the world.
If only Larry Craig had been so lucky.