Wednesday, June 04, 2008

And now...

...for some photos I've been as yet unable to use because I can't seem to build a good post about them.

1. Count Pasty takes a bite out of repuglicanism.

"I vont to suck your wallet!"

2. Cindy McCain really should've told her husband that having brown Chiclets for teeth is not that "presidential."

"Does this job come with a dental plan, my friends?"

3. Worst-case-scenario McCain VP candidate Condi's feeling it this morning.

Man, I knew I shouldn't have partied with those guys from KISS.

16 comments:

Freida Bee said...

I think Condi's already been zombified, which is what we see the second picture depicting to be occurring to George Bush, but it won't make any difference since he's not doing anything except looking like an ass anyway.

FranIAm said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!

Condi terror deep in my heart.

Bradda said...

Seriously, dguz, McCain has had health care his whole freakin life and he can't get those raisins for teeth fixed? I can't wait for Obama to bring in his plan so I can get MY teeth fixed, heh.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

hahaha Condi looks like she's going cruising with her crack pipe in hand.

dguzman said...

Freida--no kidding. They're all zombies, crazy for money and power instead of brains.

Fran--sorry to terrorize you!

Bradda--exactly! Even DENTURES would look better than what he has now! ("raisins"--awesome!) Me too!

Barbara--totally--she's sippin' on gin and juice, got her mind on her money and her money on her mind.

CDP said...

Condi meeting KISS was the funniest news story I've heard in some time. Who knows, maybe she knows the jig's up and she's setting herself up for a spot on Gene Simmon's reality show.

Sorghum Crow said...

Even a pair of plastic vampire teeth would improve McCain's looks.

Jess Wundrun said...

You know, they even have those little thingies the dentist can glue on your teeth, if your so attached to the old ones.

I can't think of the name of them. I'm being infected with McCianitis, formerly known as 'senior moment'.

Liberality said...

Condi looks really deeply into her soul and is utterly dismayed by what she glimpses ;)

Randal Graves said...

I think you didn't use them because you were afraid of their effects on your readers!

dguzman said...

CDP--God, I know--it's like Nixon meeting Elvis--completely bizarro.

Crow--I'm sure he has those for when he "gets busy" with Cindy. (eewww)

Jess--ha! The dentist could glue ROCKS to those hideous McTeeth and it would be an improvement.

Lib--yes, and then she shrugs, grabs her Channel shades, and goes shoe-shopping. Tra la la...

Randal--it was rather cruel stacking them up on you like this. Sorry!

Dusty said...

Condi...may a thousand bedbugs nest in your crotch you pathetic excuse for a human being.

phil_in_ny said...

Great post DG! By the way, I was also a Hillary supporter who switched my support! Good for you.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Egads, now I'm going to have nightmares!

karenzipdrive said...

At his age, those aren't teeth, they're fossils. And I think we all know how they got that brown tinge.

dguzman said...

Dusty--yikes!

PiNY--her speech this weekend was amazing. I'm still bummed.

GKL--you and me both!

Zip--omg, that's my new name for him--McFossilTeeth. Thanks!