Wednesday, May 14, 2008

One of these things is not like the other

Gandhi: went on several hunger strikes as nonviolent protests against British rule as well as religious and ethnic persecution

Mother Teresa: dedicated her life to serving the poor and downtrodden of the world

GW Bush: gives up golf because "playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal"

12 comments:

Liberality said...

That's some big sacrifice.

Sorghum Crow said...

I'd rather he golfed and gave up war.

Rick said...

What else would one expect from a Frat boy that never grew up?

FranIAm said...

And your point is????

(oh he makes me so so so so so so sick.)

Karen Zipdrive said...

Gandhi and Mother Teresa both are dead. I think Bush should try that option as a show of solidarity with so many of the troops he sent off to die.

Meanwhile, I'm sure he must have sucked at golf and looked for any excuse to step away from it.
If he's looking for unique places to store his putter, I can think of a great spot.
I'll need his proctologist's help though.

CDP said...

Sorghum Crow beat me to my comment.

dguzman said...

Liberality--I know! I'm sure it's almost as hard as quitting drinking. Oh wait--he probably didn't quit. Perhaps he's secretly putting on a little Astroturf green in his private office--while downing a pitcher of margaritas.

Crow--COMMENT OF THE YEAR!

Rick--so true.

Fran--ditto.

Karen--if only!

CDP--he effing nailed it.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

You mock but he may win the Nobel prize one day. In an alternate universe that is.

dguzman said...

Dr Monkey--if only there were some alternate universe, to which we could send Herr Bush.

Dusty said...

The point is..the bastard lied..he never even gave up Golf.

Sick sumbitch, he can lie straight-faced.

Mauigirl said...

He doesn't know the meaning of true sacrifice.

Freida Bee said...

There are still a million and ten other ways he is galavanting around the world, acting like a moron. He should give those up too.