Monday, October 22, 2007

Busted

Now that Dr. Monkey von Monkerstein's photo expose of me as a child has blown the lid off my carefully constructed blog persona, I am now forced to reveal that I was in reality NOT a blond-haired, blue-eyed white kid. I suppose I'll be kicked out of the country club now, dammit. Here are the early years as I remember them:

Age five or six, sleepy at a family party at a cousin's house. When we were little, my parents used to party pretty late! (well, who am I kidding? it was probably around 9:30; young Dguzman just liked her sleep. And still does.)


With my parents, probably around three years old.


In my favorite green cordoroy dress. I loved it!


Stylin' in fourth grade, my first year wearing glasses. And oh what glasses they were.

4 comments:

FranIAm said...

Ay, mi guapita!

You are just too damn cute sister. Thanks for sharing this.

Now I want to see version Bird.2!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Oh my god, how cute were you? Off the scale cute. I loved little girls like you when I was a boy, I loved the dark skin and the exotic sounding accent. It's a good thing we didn't know one another then though because my heart would have broken when you embraced your inner dyke. :) Oy such a cuite you were!

dguzman said...

Fran, version Bird.2 is a lot chubbier and older!

Dr. Monkey--I didn't come to terms with my inner dyke until college, so just think--we could've gone steady!

Beth said...

You're cuter than Dr. Monkey could have ever imagined!