Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Just what I've been hoping for

Please offer any "moodlifting messages" in comments.


Liberality said...

Everything is better in hot neon pink?

Fran said...

STFU! Wow!! Moodlifting!!

kirby said...

Fortune-pons? Do they have the lotto numbers, too?

Randal Graves said...

Bloody fantastic.

Thank you, thank you.

dguzman said...

Liberality--AND when you're on your period.

Fran--I couldn't believe it.

Kirby--yes, and phrases like "fuck, I'm on the rag again?" in Chinese.

Randal--Bloody indeed. You, sir, ROCK.

Anonymous said...

Amazing as always

Karen Zipdrive said...

"You may be flowing like a stuck pig, but at least you're not pregnant."

"Warning: do not use the pearly plastic applicator as a makeshift bong."

"Relax, no need to recycle."

"Send in six used plastic applicators and proof of purchase for a free bag of Doritos."

"Now 20% less likely to cause Toxic Shock Syndrome!"

libhom said...

Dennis Quaid can always lift my mood...or something.

I never knew that tampons were supposed to cheer women up. Now, men need mood lifting pieties with their jock itch cream.