the shitstorm after the golden days
Everything is better in hot neon pink?;)
STFU! Wow!! Moodlifting!!
Fortune-pons? Do they have the lotto numbers, too?
Bloody fantastic.Thank you, thank you.
Liberality--AND when you're on your period.Fran--I couldn't believe it.Kirby--yes, and phrases like "fuck, I'm on the rag again?" in Chinese.Randal--Bloody indeed. You, sir, ROCK.
Amazing as always
"You may be flowing like a stuck pig, but at least you're not pregnant.""Warning: do not use the pearly plastic applicator as a makeshift bong.""Relax, no need to recycle.""Send in six used plastic applicators and proof of purchase for a free bag of Doritos.""Now 20% less likely to cause Toxic Shock Syndrome!"
Dennis Quaid can always lift my mood...or something.I never knew that tampons were supposed to cheer women up. Now, men need mood lifting pieties with their jock itch cream.
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