Along with such big names as Melissa Joan Hart (Sabrina the Teenage Witch), Macy Gray (that singer with the raspy voice), Kathy Ireland (model), Ashley Hamilton (multi-untalented Shannon Doherty cast-off), Donny Osmond (professional has-been), and Michael Irvin (Super Bowl-winning former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver and cokehead-turned-preacher/lecturer), former effing Speaker of the effing House Tom DeLay (crook) will be tripping the lights fantastic on ABC's Dancing with the Stars.So to all of you who thought his career was washed up after all those inconvenient little legal troubles and stuff: look who's laughing now!
Today, Dancing with the Stars; tomorrow, the world! Dignity, people! Dignity!
3 comments:
Well well well. Look who's gone Hollywood. I hear he was a helluva breakdancer back in the day.
It's not surprising, everyone thinks they can dance when they're drunk.
Some Guy--was that back when they were calling him (gulp) "Hot Tub Tom"? Yes, I read that, and I was repulsed.
Kirby--he was a big boozer in his day.
Zip--ZING!
Randal--amen!
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