Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Dear Dr. Monkey,

I'm sorry to hear that your erstwhile wife Salma Hayak seems to have married someone else. I like to call this photo "Pasty and Tasty." I thought you'd appreciate that.
I know your little monkey heart is broken, my friend. But take heart--she'll probably dump him in less than a year, like all celebs do!


enc said...

Dang, it appears that she's lost her mind.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I understand why she did it, she did it so her child would not be a bastard, but just because I understand why, that doesn't mean I like it.

Does that make you mad Salma?

Oh wait then. I'm sorry. Salma, please don't hate me.

Salma, come back here! Wait!

Damn. Excuse me, I need to go chase after her so she can hurt me a bit more. Gawd, I love her so.


Anonymous said...

I think she's only pretending to get married to make Dr. Monkey jealous enough to finally declare himself and make an honest monkey woman of her. That's what I would do if I were her

dguzman said...

Enc--apparently so.

Dr. Monkey--are you saying she had hot monkey love with another? I'm shocked, just shocked!

XUP--OF COURSE! That's what I would do too!

GETkristiLOVE said...

Pasty and Tasty... I have to remember that one!